March 2012
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
'satan' music: don't kill yourself, you're worth everything, fuck everyone else, do what makes you happy, I'll be with you, you are fucking awesome just the way you are
'normal' music: bitch ass money sex fuck cock it and blow it guns shoot dat nigga down money ass sex
Watchiamonlyamaid:
jelloentertainment:
sekoshi:
j3sustits:
8—————3:
-decimate:
i can’t breathe
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT
SCREAMING
HELP. I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP.
mormonhub:
arguing with me
Anonymous asked: Why are you in so much pain?
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
go on anon and tell me what you hate about me.
vagina-thumper:
gloomyghosts:
i’m excited
Anonymous asked: 1-25
nyquill- asked: 1-101. (101 isn't there i know. What is your favorite orange slender vegetable? there i just made a 101.)
HONESTY HOUR- PLEASE
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
ASKKKK
1: If you were given anything other than money right now, what would it be?
2: If you were going to an island and could only take one thing, what would it be?
3: You can only watch one movie for the rest of your life. What is it?
4: What decade would you live in, if you could choose?
5: Who would you want to be best friends with, dead or alive?
6: If you were given the opportunity to cut all strings with everyone you know now, and have a brand new go at a different life, would you take it?
7: Right before you go to sleep, what do you think about?
8: You are given an award. What is it for?
9: What would you do if you knew you couldn't fail?
10: If you were given a time machine right now, what would you do with it?
11: It's your birthday. What do you want for dinner?
12: What do you believe in?
13: Who are your girl crushes? List 5.
14: Who are your guy crushes? List 5.
15: If you could grow up, as a child, anywhere in the world, where would you want to grow up?
16: What is your ultimate dream job?
17: What song do you sing in the shower?
18: Fuck, Marry, Kill. {asker please insert 3 people].
19: What's your follower goal?
20: What's the song your listening to right now? (If not listening, then the last one you listened to.)
21: What are your current worries or insecurities?
22: If you had $3000.00, what would you do with it?
23: How happy are you with your life, right now, on a scale of 1-10.
24: List the top 5 most played songs on your itunes.
25: Most frequently visited website?
26: School average last year?
I'll answer honestly.
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
holy shit. in so much pain. worse than ever
February 2012
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Watchpro-paganda:
bromo-aj:
rest in peace.
Watchbeenhidinginthisbed:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
Can I hit her?
Watchbeenhidinginthisbed:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
Can I hit her?
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i really want free pancakes from ihop
What I say: I go to shows.
What I mean: Whenever a band I like plays a venue within 90 minutes of where I live, I go to the show and stand up front and sing along and participate in pile ons and screaming in the vocalist's face and get sweaty with strangers and hang out and buy merch and stuff.
What a lot of annoying girls say: I go to shows.
What a lot of annoying girls mean: I go to Warped Tour every year and walk around in short shorts and a bikini top and watch half of a few sets sometimes but really I just go to find a hot guy I think might be in a band to make out with.
wait. new HIMYM then studying